I should introduce myself. Tell you my name, some random personal detail, some aspirations for the future, maybe a humiliating detail or feature. Well, procrastination being as powerful as it is in young'uns (English transnational: young ones) nowadays, I won't. But, perhaps, if you've such a desperate urge to know me, to know these random details, these humiliating, mediocre and meaningless facts, you won't find them here... you'll have to scroll down.
It's on the left hand side there, if I'm correct. Forgive the previous hostility. It's the burden of a cynical optimist you see. We flip flop from happy welcomes with warm smiles and sweet fluttering eyelashes to sarcastic responses, cold glares and knife threats in the space of .6 seconds. That's all the time it takes, don't believe me I dare you to visit one of us c-o's, though I can't promise you'll leave the same person you entered.
As for this blog, which is the reason I'm providing such a shabby excuse for an introduction, well it's a trifling thing really. I could lie. Call it my inspiration blog, a place where I'll detail all my genius for all the world. But! Why would I do that when you'd all just go and steal it on me?! Ah no, seriously. This blog is not destined to be some triumph of humanity, some piece of literary fame, some excuse for a classic many years from now. It won't devolve themes of politics in close scrutiny. It will not encompass some spiritual explanation of the world and its inhabitants. It may not even entertain those theories of a higher literary form, as most literary students would expect.
Realistically, this blog, in full honesty and with full apologies, will not invoke in you any kind of epiphany or enlightenment. It will, I can hope, provide an outlet for creative writing for myself, it may even induce a few giggles, a smirk, hell, a shoulder shrugging and I'll be grateful! Thus, under the powerful influence of the aforementioned procrastination, I'll remind you to read the title of the blog, and ask you please, to apply it to yourself if you've actually wasted your time reading this.
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