Putting Manners on a Feminist

Of two things I am absolutely certain:

The first is that there simply is no ladylike way of hitching up one's tights.
The best option being to show one's androgynous inclinations, grab 'em at the crotch and give them a good pull, the way one would when starting a lawnmower or ripping a profilated sheet from an A4 pad.

The second is that this androgyny simply should not be a problem.
If a man (rappers, the STI infected, Michael Jackson) can do it, why can't women? For the sake of a good image and attractiveness?

Time to break that boundary, I believe. What's the point of an attractive self-image when my tights are straggling at the knees? From now on, my hands will be firmly on my crotch for reasons beyond the sexual kind - won't that make a nice change!

 Time to take a page from Bill Bailey's book! :)